I’m not drunk

I smell like beer. I cleaned my desk and found a 1/4 Oz trial size vial of perfume. I sprayed it. I smell like beer. I reek of beer. Nasty. Let’s hope I don’t walk by any check points.

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Sleeping Out for One Night

I see you on the news coverage of the @roseparade, bundled into sleeping bags and laughing, and complaining about the bitter cold. I hear you laughing and drinking and wondering how you can stand the line for the portable potty. It is fun, it is a lark It is just for the night. For you. […]

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Somedays

Somedays I sit at work, headphones on and not plugged into anything ( I just need a sound buffer and it keeps people from talking to me while I am zoned into work ) Somedays I create so many piles of paperwork that looks like a wood chipper has been emptied into here Somedays I […]

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I Hate You. Merry Christmas.

I leave you this Christmas with these thoughts to hold. I have a split personality, I am a curmudgeon who pretty much is annoyed by everyone and hates people as a whole, and also I love children and people as individuals. When I look at you, I am almost always trying to see what you […]

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